Found this on one of my old guilds websites. quite a laugh, hence the post. He noted found on the warrior forums in response to a QQ post.

Notice that shamans are manly

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Warriors = Manly
Are you a manly man? Do you like to brostorm? Do you wish that you could yell "STICK AROUND, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM!" instead of lolcoiling?

Warriors are a class that is designed around two things:

Getting angry (this is very manly)
Punching things (also very manly)
Getting punched (pretty manly, also makes us angrier for more punching).

Warriors don't believe in silly things like mana or counting properly.

We spell reflect things. "Spell reflect" doesn't sound manly, but its just a fake name because the ability is actually called "NO U!" and you use it when a silly guy wearing a dress shoots non-manly fairy dust magic stuff at you and then you say "NO U!" and it shoots back at him instead.

Are you a manly man? Do you like hanging out with other men, doing very manly things? Do you like brostorming? Do you like punching things?

That is your answer.

Paladin’s aka Saladin’s
Saladins are not manly. The same manliness rule from the hunters section, in which they fail harder for 'trying' to be manly works here.

'But Lio, you ordinary person, I thought Plate and Retribution and Hair Metal were manly.' You are misinformed sir, like !*%% CHENEY.

First off, nicknames. What are the nicknames for a warrior? WAR. WARIO. Both of which are very manly (and sometimes creepy.) Saladin nickname? SALLY. Not at all manly. 'Oh I'm a palli'. Sounds like something Hannah Montanna would name her pet Labradoodle. Labradoodles, according to an '04 survey, are NOT MANLY.

Why do warriors wear plate. Because warriors like to be hit. You can tell we like to be hit because that little red bar THROBS each time we ARE hit. When warriors are hit, we are happy we are hit, because now we can start handing out the worlds three greatest STDs, Thunderclap, Devastate, and Shockwave. This makes warriors happy. So warriors wear plate so that other people will look at us and say 'hay all that metal is pretty sweet i bet you can tank' and let us get hit.

Saladins wear plate because they do not want to be hurt. You can tell that they do not want to get hurt because -they can heal themselves.- Self healing? What? I don't even...

Warriors can heal themselves by getting so angry, it feels better, but we usually don't even bother because when we feel better we can't stay angry. Saladins call out to... some... Holy somethin... you know what, forget it. Its stupid. I don't care how tough you look, if you need to go crying to the heavens to deal with your problems, you are decidedly UNMANLY and should be stuck in CLOTH holding nothing but a pacifier and a book.

BOOKS. Saladins carry books?! Books are not manly. Warlocks get to carry books because their books are -tomes-. Tomes are covered in people skin and sometimes try to chew your fingernails. Being covered in skin and chewing fingernails is MANLY. But a Saladin book is for reading, which is not manly.

FACT: 94% of Warriors do not know how to READ, because READING is NOT MANLY. Which means NO warrior knows how to read because MATH isn't MANLY EITHER.

Divine Storm? What? It gets points for trying to sound like the coveted Brostorm, but somethin just ain't right. I see you standing still, with glittering golden hammers flying around you. You're standing there, and the hammers are flying, and I'm over here spinning around... First of all, gold is not a MANLY color. Girls wear gold. So do bulls. Change that to RED, or BLACK, or DEEP PURPLE and we'll talk. What, did you see the Manly Warrior Brostorming it up and start crying until mommy bought you the cheaper version? GET YOUR OWN.

SMOOOOOKEEE OON THA WAAAATTTEERRRRRRRR.

Oh and it heals. NOT MANLY.

Blessings? What, did somebody sneeze? WHO CARES. BATTLE SHOUTS. Saladins are forgetful, so their stupid BLESSINGS have to last longer than MANLY SHOUTS. Which is very, very unmanly.

Warrior: Hey bro you have a pretty sweet axe. When I have an axe, I sometimes swing it like...
Saladin: OLOL YAH I USE SEALS LOL AND CONSECRATION

Swiss Cheese? Really? You're going to throw Swiss Cheese on the ground and then think you're awesome because you topped the meters.

THINKING YOURE MORE AWESOME IS NOT MANLY. You're not even supposed to think! Just GO. MAIM.

In the name of science (which can sometimes be manly), I walked around two streets yesterday, knocking on peoples doors. I first introduced myself as a Warrior. The people who answered their doors smiled approvingly and asked me about 2p10. The second time I said 'Hi I'm a Saladin' and got punched in the face.

People don't like you. Nobody thinks you're cool, not even your mom. You aren't awesome. You have been given tools to handle any situation, even the most common situation in which you wet yourself and have to hurry back home to change. BUBBLE HEARTH OOOOH SO COOL.

Saladins. Please. About as manly as Ruby Rhod eating Fruit Loops without hands.


Shamans
Shamans can turn into wolves and summon wolves which means one shaman is a three wolf moon t-shirt on their own, that's worth some manly points right there. They do stupid fancy magic stuff but all of it involves lightning and lava so that's also pretty manly. Its no surprise that Dwarves can now be shamans because shamans needed a little bit of manly beard action. They also have a totem to make them not be scared, which is pretty manly


Hunters

Hunters are, tragically, the least manly class in WoW. Are you saying to yourself, right now, "Hey me, what's up? Why are hunters so not manly? What's up with that?" If so then read further.

Hunters weren't supposed to be the least manly class in WoW. Oh no, if you'll remember from way back long ago hunters had a survival ability called "Lacerate." Know what Lacerate did? IT WAS REND! Blizzard WANTED HUNTERS TO BE LIKE WARRIORS! They had it! They really did, they had a talent to rend things just like a warrior. And then they complained and had it taken away.

But that's not all, in fact its not even half! Hunters also have pets, which isn't manly or not-manly. It can be manly. For instance, imagine this conversation:

Warrior: "Hey there hunter-guy I notice you may or may not be manly and have a pet what kind of pet is it?"
Hunter: "My pet is a FRIKKIN' GIGANTIC DINOSAUR RAWR RAWR LET'S RIDE IT INTO BATTLE WOOO!"

Very manly! But almost all hunters decide to NOT have manly pets. They'd rather specialize in standing really far away and shooting wimpy arrows instead of having wicked awesome dinosaur pets that can eat people.

But that isn't the worst. The worst, well, imagine this totally believable and not made up conversation between a warrior and a hunter (but not like the last one that was about pets and dinosaur pets are manly):

Warrior: "Hey there hunter-fella, I noticed you are walking around with an unnecessarily large sword covered in skulls and blood and I, too, am walking around with an unnecessarily large sword also covered in skulls and blood let's hang out and talk."
Hunter: "lol yeah we have the same weapon that's neat."
Warrior: "The best thing about this sword is that it is heavy and you can hit things with it really hard. Sometimes I'll spin in a circle and hit lots of people at the same time with it. Its pretty awesome."
Hunter: "lol I don't hit anyone with my sword, I just hold on to it because it makes me feel better about myself."
Warrior: "WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN?"
Hunter: "lol I don't really hit anyone with it, I just like to hold it because it makes me feel kinda good and that makes me a little better at running away and shooting arrows."
Warrior: "YOU MEAN YOU NEVER HIT PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH THAT SWORD?!?!"
Hunter: "lol (hunters like to lol alot why is that?) sure sometimes."
Warrior: "Oh whew ok I thought maybe you were--"
Hunter: "lol like I'll wingclip a guy so I hit him in the foot and he's like 'ow my foot' and then I run away."
Warrior: "WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN? BROOOOOOOOOSTOOOOOOOOOOORM!"

Hunters wield big scary totally awesome two handed weapons and then they DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THEM. At least priests, mages, and warlocks are simply not manly, hunters actively seek out ways to be manly and then waste them.



Deathknights

DKs should be manlier than they are, but your unfortunate penchant for hanging out in graveyards, wearing eyeshadow and writing poetry about how much you hate your mom makes it really hard to take your manliness seriously. DKs certainly aren't a failure of manliness, you're just not as manly as some other very manly classes! You're manlier than everyone wearing cloth, rogues, and hunters.

Death Knights, now, I know what you're thinking--#5? Really? But don't they wear plate armor (and not plate dresses) and don't they run around with big manly weapons? Yes, its true, and on top of that they're extra manly because they CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD. Coming back from the dead is pretty manly (want proof? Most zombies ARE MEN and all zombies have a UNQUENCHABLE MANLY HUNGER). The problem? Well, if I came back from the dead the first thing I'd do is punch the first guy I see and when he said "why did you punch me?" I'd say "I'm a zombie I don't even care." Pretty manly, right?

Death Knights? They came back from the dead and CRIED ABOUT IT. "How could this happen to me, I made my mistakes" waah waah waah whatever write a poem about it.




Warlock’s, Mage’s and Priests

I'm afraid Warlocks are remarkably low on the manly scale. Really you've got the three of the least manliest classes (mage, priest, and warlock of course) all vying for the second-to-least-manliest class spot.

Mages are probably the manliest of the three. Mages can turn invisible and don't punch anything (not manly at all), but they also can make people explode with magic. That's about as manly as magic can get, unless you have a spell to magically punch someone in the face with a bear riding a motorcycle while playing heavy metal.

Warlocks and Priests both have the remarkably un-manly ability to pretend to be really scary. Note that this doesn't work on the manliest class around. Let me demonstrate with a brief re-enactment:

Warlock: "Attention please note that I am scary you should run away from me as I wiggle my fingers."
Priest: "I too any scary please run in fear and terror."
Warrior: "What is this? I don't even..... BROOOOOOOSTOOOOOOOOORM!"

So you've got two classes trying to be scary and failing, which is remarkably non-manly.

Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give the edge to priests in terms of manliness. Priests have pain suppression. Suppressing your feelings is pretty manly, especially painful ones. Warlocks have like ten spells that I don't even want to try to spell. Conflagiminate? Unstable Affection? Hey I came here for a punching contest not a spelling bee, thank you very much.



Rogues.

Not really, they're pretty low on the manly scale. Unlike paladins and shamans (previously mentioned), rogues don't wear metal dresses OR kilts. They also are entirely incapable of wielding big, manly hammers. The manliest weapon a rogue can wield is an axe.

But only a little puny-man axe. Big manly axes? Nope, too big, your rogue is busy rubbing green goop on their daggers to go to the gym, so no manly axes for them.

Rogues are less manly than even druids and death knights! Druids are probably #4 or so on the manly scale, right behind paladins. Druids wear leather and shoot fairy beams which isn't very manly but they also TURN INTO BEARS. Then, as a bear, know what they do? GET ANGRY AND PUNCH STUFF. That's pretty manly.


Now rogues? Let's compare.

Warriors have BLADESTORM.
Rogues have.... Shadow Dance?
Warriors have PUMMEL.
Rogues have.... blind?
Warriors have SHIELD WALL. Like a WALL OF BIG MANLY METAL SHIELDS.
Rogues have evasion. Not only do they not punch things, they have an ability specifically based around NOT GETTING PUNCHED.
Warriors have INTERVENE. "What's that? You wanna punch him? TOO BAD PUNCH ME INSTEAD!"
Rogues have the opposite. They have tricks of the little girly man in leather chaps. "That guy punched you, don't look at me!"

Rogues are incredibly anti-manly. The only rogues who are even worth considering for manliness are orc rogues and dwarf rogues, who are both not very manly but orcs and dwarves are pretty cool so we let it slide.